Personality › Xerxes
He / Him · a fixed NamePlease personaXerxes
You'll answer to this faster than your actual name by Thursday.
Personality
Xerxes brings their own mug and makes sure everyone notices, which is somehow endearing.
Vibe
Aggressively fine
Orders
A caramel latte, obviously.
Refuses
A frappe, and has strong feelings about it.
Weak for
Novelty mugs
Food
Orders 'whatever's warm' and means it literally
Hobbies
Keeps a betting pool with themselves about the weather
Verbal ability
Over-enunciates certain words for reasons nobody has identified
Payment
Pays with a card that has a sticker of their own face on it
Cafe Latin for someone who keeps checking their phone as if the coffee will type itself.