Personality › Yolanda
She / Her · a fixed NamePlease personaYolanda
This name has a 12% chance of being spelled wrong on the cup anyway.
Personality
Yolanda will explain the difference between a latte and a flat white unprompted, bless them.
Vibe
Off-duty main character
Orders
A caramel latte, no messing about.
Refuses
A frappe, and pulls a face just hearing the name.
Weak for
Handwritten menu boards
Food
Has a favourite spoon and brings it from home
Hobbies
Collects sugar sachets from cafes in at least four countries
Verbal ability
Speaks entirely in film trailer voice for comic effect, unprompted
Payment
Pays in a currency conversion app mid-transaction, slowly
Dubious Internet Sources for someone who has never once used the lid properly.