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Yolanda
This name has a 12% chance of being spelled wrong on the cup anyway.
Personality Yolanda will explain the difference between a latte and a flat white unprompted, bless them.
Vibe Off-duty main character
Orders A caramel latte, no messing about.
Refuses A frappe, and pulls a face just hearing the name.
Weak for Handwritten menu boards
Food Has a favourite spoon and brings it from home
Hobbies Collects sugar sachets from cafes in at least four countries
Verbal ability Speaks entirely in film trailer voice for comic effect, unprompted
Payment Pays in a currency conversion app mid-transaction, slowly

Dubious Internet Sources for someone who has never once used the lid properly.