Personality › Wren

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Wren
You'll answer to this faster than your actual name by Thursday.
Personality Wren has never once used the lid properly, and isn't sorry about it.
Vibe Allergic to small talk, loves big talk
Orders A plain black filter coffee, with an extra shot, always.
Refuses A caramel latte, actively, at every opportunity.
Weak for Anything served in a jam jar
Food Has a favourite spoon and brings it from home
Hobbies Has an unfinished cross-stitch of a coffee cup, three years running
Verbal ability Uses semicolons in spoken conversation, somehow audibly
Payment Still insists cheques are 'coming back any day now'

Latin for someone who considers small talk with the barista a personality trait.