Personality › Wolfgang

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Wolfgang
This name has a 12% chance of being spelled wrong on the cup anyway.
Personality Wolfgang asks for 'extra hot' and then lets it go cold anyway, it's a whole personality.
Vibe Suspiciously organised
Orders A London fog, and won't apologise for it.
Refuses An iced mocha, and calls it a scam.
Weak for A good view of the street
Food Insists on trying everyone else's order 'just a bite'
Hobbies Has taken up competitive whittling
Verbal ability Refers to the till as 'the oracle', with total sincerity
Payment Insists on splitting the bill down to the penny, with working

Old Norse for someone who reads the whole menu board every visit despite ordering the same thing.