Personality › Wolfgang
He / Him · a fixed NamePlease personaWolfgang
This name has a 12% chance of being spelled wrong on the cup anyway.
Personality
Wolfgang asks for 'extra hot' and then lets it go cold anyway, it's a whole personality.
Vibe
Suspiciously organised
Orders
A London fog, and won't apologise for it.
Refuses
An iced mocha, and calls it a scam.
Weak for
A good view of the street
Food
Insists on trying everyone else's order 'just a bite'
Hobbies
Has taken up competitive whittling
Verbal ability
Refers to the till as 'the oracle', with total sincerity
Payment
Insists on splitting the bill down to the penny, with working
Old Norse for someone who reads the whole menu board every visit despite ordering the same thing.