Personality › Winston
He / Him · a fixed NamePlease personaWinston
This name has never missed a rent payment. Unlike you, potentially.
Personality
Winston is suspiciously calm for someone who's had four coffees today, and would do it again.
Vibe
Certified overthinker
Orders
An affogato, and they will explain why, at length.
Refuses
A London fog, and has strong feelings about it.
Weak for
A discount code
Food
Orders soup as a beverage, unapologetically
Hobbies
Practices speed-folding napkins into swans
Verbal ability
Has picked up saying 'legend' about people who did the bare minimum
Payment
Attempts to pay in a currency that stopped existing decades ago
Middle French for someone who will queue-jump by accident and then over-apologise for a full minute.