Personality › Winnifred
She / Her · a fixed NamePlease personaWinnifred
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Personality
Winnifred orders in a fake accent for reasons nobody has ever explained, no notes.
Vibe
Chaotic neutral
Orders
A pumpkin spice latte, and they will explain why, at length.
Refuses
A ristretto, actively, at every opportunity.
Weak for
The last blueberry muffin
Food
Eats the café's biggest muffin in exactly four bites, timed
Hobbies
Is trying to befriend every dog on their street, methodically
Verbal ability
Insists on correcting 'less' to 'fewer' mid-sentence, their own sentence
Payment
Pays in a wad of notes bound with an elastic band from the post
Latin for someone who tips generously and then apologises for it.