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Winnifred
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Personality Winnifred orders in a fake accent for reasons nobody has ever explained, no notes.
Vibe Chaotic neutral
Orders A pumpkin spice latte, and they will explain why, at length.
Refuses A ristretto, actively, at every opportunity.
Weak for The last blueberry muffin
Food Eats the café's biggest muffin in exactly four bites, timed
Hobbies Is trying to befriend every dog on their street, methodically
Verbal ability Insists on correcting 'less' to 'fewer' mid-sentence, their own sentence
Payment Pays in a wad of notes bound with an elastic band from the post

Latin for someone who tips generously and then apologises for it.