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Valentina
This name has 'forgot to bring ID' energy.
Personality Valentina is suspiciously calm for someone who's had four coffees today, and would do it again.
Vibe Eternally mid-sip
Orders A ristretto, religiously.
Refuses A red eye, and pulls a face just hearing the name.
Weak for Loyalty stamps
Food Insists a flapjack is a valid breakfast, lunch, and dinner
Hobbies Is building a very small, very detailed model railway under the stairs
Verbal ability Uses 'apparently' to start every sentence, regardless of certainty
Payment Keeps emergency cash in a shoe, and admits this freely

Dubious Internet Sources for someone who will pretend to remember the barista's name and get it wrong.