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Uma
This alias has never once been late to brunch.
Personality Uma has never successfully carried a tray without a small disaster, no notes.
Vibe Aggressively fine
Orders A turmeric latte, obviously.
Refuses A rooibos tea, and has strong feelings about it.
Weak for Anything with a 'limited edition' sticker
Food Has been informally banned from the free sample tray
Hobbies Has an unfinished cross-stitch of a coffee cup, three years running
Verbal ability Talks to inanimate objects and fully expects a reply
Payment Uses a wallet with a chain, unnecessarily, for a coffee run

Old Norse for someone who treats oat milk surcharges as a personal vendetta.