Personality › Uma
She / Her · a fixed NamePlease personaUma
This alias has never once been late to brunch.
Personality
Uma has never successfully carried a tray without a small disaster, no notes.
Vibe
Aggressively fine
Orders
A turmeric latte, obviously.
Refuses
A rooibos tea, and has strong feelings about it.
Weak for
Anything with a 'limited edition' sticker
Food
Has been informally banned from the free sample tray
Hobbies
Has an unfinished cross-stitch of a coffee cup, three years running
Verbal ability
Talks to inanimate objects and fully expects a reply
Payment
Uses a wallet with a chain, unnecessarily, for a coffee run
Old Norse for someone who treats oat milk surcharges as a personal vendetta.