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Ulysses
Say it twice and it starts to feel true.
Personality Ulysses asks if the milk is 'ethically sourced' and doesn't wait for the answer, it's a whole personality.
Vibe Unbothered until proven otherwise
Orders A rooibos tea, and won't apologise for it.
Refuses A triple espresso, actively, at every opportunity.
Weak for A perfectly steamed milk pour
Food Eats dessert first, loudly, as a personal philosophy
Hobbies Is training, very slowly, for a marathon they keep postponing
Verbal ability Talks to inanimate objects and fully expects a reply
Payment Has a 'lucky' card they use only for large purchases

Latin for someone who is suspiciously calm for someone who's had four coffees today.