Personality › Ulysses
He / Him · a fixed NamePlease personaUlysses
Say it twice and it starts to feel true.
Personality
Ulysses asks if the milk is 'ethically sourced' and doesn't wait for the answer, it's a whole personality.
Vibe
Unbothered until proven otherwise
Orders
A rooibos tea, and won't apologise for it.
Refuses
A triple espresso, actively, at every opportunity.
Weak for
A perfectly steamed milk pour
Food
Eats dessert first, loudly, as a personal philosophy
Hobbies
Is training, very slowly, for a marathon they keep postponing
Verbal ability
Talks to inanimate objects and fully expects a reply
Payment
Has a 'lucky' card they use only for large purchases
Latin for someone who is suspiciously calm for someone who's had four coffees today.