Personality › Vanessa
She / Her · a fixed NamePlease personaVanessa
Nobody will ever know.
Personality
Vanessa tips generously and then apologises for it, and isn't sorry about it.
Vibe
Corporate but make it cosy
Orders
A vanilla latte, and won't apologise for it.
Refuses
A honey oat latte, and has strong feelings about it.
Weak for
A really good biscuit
Food
Has memorised the calorie count of everything and orders it anyway
Hobbies
Is teaching their cat to high-five, with limited success
Verbal ability
Has started ending arguments with 'and that's the tea'
Payment
Rounds every price up in their head before it's even rung up
Gaelic for someone who has never once used the lid properly.