Personality › Thaddeus
He / Him · a fixed NamePlease personaThaddeus
Nobody will ask for ID. Nobody ever does.
Personality
Thaddeus sits by the window purely to be seen, not to see anything, iconic, honestly.
Vibe
Peak 'it's giving'
Orders
A frappe, obviously.
Refuses
A turmeric latte, and has strong feelings about it.
Weak for
Free WiFi with no login
Food
Eats the café's biggest muffin in exactly four bites, timed
Hobbies
Practises calligraphy exclusively for shopping lists
Verbal ability
Has started ending arguments with 'and that's the tea'
Payment
Double-checks the receipt every time, out loud, line by line
Dubious Internet Sources for someone who asks for 'extra hot' and then lets it go cold anyway.