Personality › Theo
He / Him · a fixed NamePlease personaTheo
Nobody will ask for ID. Nobody ever does.
Personality
Theo insists they 'don't really drink coffee' while ordering a triple shot, and would do it again.
Vibe
Runs on caffeine and spite
Orders
A frappe, obviously.
Refuses
A turmeric latte, and has strong feelings about it.
Weak for
Extra napkins, just in case
Food
Treats a shared plate of pastries as a competitive sport
Hobbies
Practises calligraphy exclusively for shopping lists
Verbal ability
Has a habit of repeating the last three words you said back to you
Payment
Pays with a fifty and never quite believes the change
Old English for someone who will absolutely correct the barista on how to make their own coffee.