Personality › Tess
She / Her · a fixed NamePlease personaTess
Even the milk steamer respects this name.
Personality
Tess asks for extra napkins and uses exactly none of them, and would do it again.
Vibe
Emotionally invested in strangers' orders
Orders
A double espresso, and won't apologise for it.
Refuses
An oat milk latte, and calls it a scam.
Weak for
A barista's genuine laugh
Food
Has been informally banned from the free sample tray
Hobbies
Keeps a scrapbook of every 'out of order' sign they've photographed
Verbal ability
Talks about the weekend in the past tense on a Tuesday
Payment
Keeps their card in a tin that used to hold travel sweets
Ye Olde Yorkshire for someone who has a 'usual' that changes literally every single time.