Personality › Temperance
She / Her · a fixed NamePlease personaTemperance
This name has never once forgotten a birthday.
Personality
Temperance narrates their own order like it's a TED talk, which is somehow endearing.
Vibe
Unbothered until proven otherwise
Orders
An iced mocha, and they will explain why, at length.
Refuses
An Aeropress coffee, and has strong feelings about it.
Weak for
A good playlist on shuffle
Food
Brings their own teaspoon, engraved, for reasons never disclosed
Hobbies
Runs a very niche trivia night about roundabouts and traffic cones
Verbal ability
Has picked up a faint, entirely unexplained transatlantic accent
Payment
Double-checks the receipt every time, out loud, line by line
Old English for someone who insists they 'don't really drink coffee' while ordering a triple shot.