Personality › Sylvester
He / Him · a fixed NamePlease personaSylvester
Witness protection called — they want their idea back.
Personality
Sylvester treats oat milk surcharges as a personal vendetta, and isn't sorry about it.
Vibe
Loyalty-card royalty
Orders
A dirty chai, religiously.
Refuses
A mocha with whipped cream, and won't be caught anywhere near it.
Weak for
A barista who gets their name right first try
Food
Orders 'whatever's warm' and means it literally
Hobbies
Collects vintage biscuit tins for structurally unsound reasons
Verbal ability
Has a habit of asking 'quick question' before a very long question
Payment
Rounds up to the nearest pound 'for luck', not charity
Ancient Greek for someone who sits by the window purely to be seen, not to see anything.