Personality › Susannah
She / Her · a fixed NamePlease personaSusannah
This name has never missed a rent payment. Unlike you, potentially.
Personality
Susannah has strong, entirely made-up opinions about oat milk, we respect it.
Vibe
Mysteriously well-rested
Orders
A frappe, religiously.
Refuses
A turmeric latte, and won't be caught anywhere near it.
Weak for
A punch card that's nearly full
Food
Keeps a personal stash of hot sauce in their bag at all times
Hobbies
Is memorising the London Underground map for a bet nobody remembers
Verbal ability
Uses 'literally' to describe things that are, in fact, metaphorical
Payment
Insists on paying in advance for a coffee they haven't chosen yet
Ancient Greek for someone who always asks what you'd recommend and then ignores it completely.