Personality › Solomon
He / Him · a fixed NamePlease personaSolomon
You've never looked more like a stranger.
Personality
Solomon treats decaf as a moral failing in other people, iconic, honestly.
Vibe
Quietly judgemental
Orders
A Vienna coffee, and won't apologise for it.
Refuses
An affogato, and calls it a scam.
Weak for
A window seat
Food
Treats a scone as a structural building material
Hobbies
Collects vintage biscuit tins for structurally unsound reasons
Verbal ability
Refers to everyone, including strangers, as 'my friend'
Payment
Keeps a 'coffee fund' jar that is mostly buttons
Old Norse for someone who treats oat milk surcharges as a personal vendetta.