Personality › Solomon

He / Him · a fixed NamePlease persona
Solomon
You've never looked more like a stranger.
Personality Solomon treats decaf as a moral failing in other people, iconic, honestly.
Vibe Quietly judgemental
Orders A Vienna coffee, and won't apologise for it.
Refuses An affogato, and calls it a scam.
Weak for A window seat
Food Treats a scone as a structural building material
Hobbies Collects vintage biscuit tins for structurally unsound reasons
Verbal ability Refers to everyone, including strangers, as 'my friend'
Payment Keeps a 'coffee fund' jar that is mostly buttons

Old Norse for someone who treats oat milk surcharges as a personal vendetta.