Personality › Skye

She / Her · a fixed NamePlease persona
Skye
This name is legally distinct from your actual identity, and that's the point.
Personality Skye treats the loyalty card like a retirement plan, iconic, honestly.
Vibe Extremely online
Orders A caramel latte, no messing about.
Refuses A frappe, and pulls a face just hearing the name.
Weak for A discount code
Food Brings their own teaspoon, engraved, for reasons never disclosed
Hobbies Collects sugar sachets from cafes in at least four countries
Verbal ability Speaks in a slightly formal register that suggests a hidden monarchy
Payment Pays in exact change counted out from a small sandwich bag

Latin for someone who has memorised the WiFi password and shares it like a state secret.