Personality › Sylvia

She / Her · a fixed NamePlease persona
Sylvia
This is your new personality, briefly, and it's an improvement.
Personality Sylvia has opinions on froth density that nobody asked for, it's a whole personality.
Vibe Houseplant parent energy
Orders A London fog, religiously.
Refuses An iced mocha, on principle.
Weak for The smell of a fresh grind
Food Eats the café's biggest muffin in exactly four bites, timed
Hobbies Is learning to yodel via an app
Verbal ability Has picked up saying 'legend' about people who did the bare minimum
Payment Attempts to pay in a currency that stopped existing decades ago

Latin for someone who reads the whole menu board every visit despite ordering the same thing.