Personality › Samantha
She / Her · a fixed NamePlease personaSamantha
Nobody will ask for ID. Nobody ever does.
Personality
Samantha believes the whole café is watching them work on their laptop, no notes.
Vibe
Emotionally invested in strangers' orders
Orders
A single-origin pour-over, no messing about.
Refuses
An Americano with a splash, and won't be caught anywhere near it.
Weak for
A good pun on a sandwich board
Food
Orders 'whatever's warm' and means it literally
Hobbies
Is learning Morse code purely to tap secret messages on tables
Verbal ability
Narrates their own actions in the third person
Payment
Keeps emergency cash in a shoe, and admits this freely
Old Norse for someone who orders 'whatever's fastest' and then waits twenty minutes anyway.