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Sana
You'll answer to this faster than your actual name by Thursday.
Personality Sana has never once queued in a straight line, no notes.
Vibe Living several lives at once
Orders A flat white, obviously.
Refuses A Vienna coffee, and won't be caught anywhere near it.
Weak for Anything with a 'limited edition' sticker
Food Has memorised the calorie count of everything and orders it anyway
Hobbies Runs a moderately successful account dedicated entirely to pigeons
Verbal ability Talks about the weekend in the past tense on a Tuesday
Payment Rounds every price up in their head before it's even rung up

Ancient Greek for someone who treats oat milk surcharges as a personal vendetta.