Personality › Ryan

He / Him · a fixed NamePlease persona
Ryan
The cup won't judge you. The cup has seen worse.
Personality Ryan treats the punch card system like a personal sport, iconic, honestly.
Vibe Chronically five minutes late
Orders A flat white, no messing about.
Refuses A Vienna coffee, and has strong feelings about it.
Weak for Anything served in a jam jar
Food Asks for extra butter and then uses none of it
Hobbies Has taken up competitive whittling
Verbal ability Whispers the punchline of their own jokes
Payment Double-checks the receipt every time, out loud, line by line

Old English for someone who has strong, entirely made-up opinions about oat milk.