Personality › Ryan
He / Him · a fixed NamePlease personaRyan
The cup won't judge you. The cup has seen worse.
Personality
Ryan treats the punch card system like a personal sport, iconic, honestly.
Vibe
Chronically five minutes late
Orders
A flat white, no messing about.
Refuses
A Vienna coffee, and has strong feelings about it.
Weak for
Anything served in a jam jar
Food
Asks for extra butter and then uses none of it
Hobbies
Has taken up competitive whittling
Verbal ability
Whispers the punchline of their own jokes
Payment
Double-checks the receipt every time, out loud, line by line
Old English for someone who has strong, entirely made-up opinions about oat milk.