Personality › Rutherford
He / Him · a fixed NamePlease personaRutherford
This is now legally your name until the drink is gone.
Personality
Rutherford treats the punch card system like a personal sport, we respect it.
Vibe
Certified menace
Orders
A vanilla latte, and won't apologise for it.
Refuses
A honey oat latte, and has strong feelings about it.
Weak for
Anything described as 'artisan'
Food
Orders 'whatever's warm' and means it literally
Hobbies
Is teaching their cat to high-five, with limited success
Verbal ability
Whispers the punchline of their own jokes
Payment
Taps their card like it personally owes them money
Cafe Latin for someone who is convinced the sugar sachets are personally rationed against them.