Personality › Rutherford

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Rutherford
This is now legally your name until the drink is gone.
Personality Rutherford treats the punch card system like a personal sport, we respect it.
Vibe Certified menace
Orders A vanilla latte, and won't apologise for it.
Refuses A honey oat latte, and has strong feelings about it.
Weak for Anything described as 'artisan'
Food Orders 'whatever's warm' and means it literally
Hobbies Is teaching their cat to high-five, with limited success
Verbal ability Whispers the punchline of their own jokes
Payment Taps their card like it personally owes them money

Cafe Latin for someone who is convinced the sugar sachets are personally rationed against them.