Personality › Rosalinda

She / Her · a fixed NamePlease persona
Rosalinda
This is now legally your name until the drink is gone.
Personality Rosalinda will absolutely steal the good armchair if you look away, iconic, honestly.
Vibe Loyalty-card royalty
Orders A triple espresso, and they will explain why, at length.
Refuses A batch brew, and calls it a scam.
Weak for A warm cup on a cold day
Food Orders 'whatever's warm' and means it literally
Hobbies Practises calligraphy exclusively for shopping lists
Verbal ability Has a verbal tic of clearing their throat before compliments
Payment Attempts to pay in a currency that stopped existing decades ago

Ancient Greek for someone who has never successfully carried a tray without a small disaster.