Personality › Rosalind
She / Her · a fixed NamePlease personaRosalind
Suspiciously well-adjusted for a made-up person.
Personality
Rosalind treats free WiFi like a personal entitlement, we respect it.
Vibe
Runs on caffeine and spite
Orders
A Vienna coffee, no messing about.
Refuses
An affogato, and won't be caught anywhere near it.
Weak for
A dog tied up outside
Food
Eats the sugar sprinkles off the top of a bun first, always
Hobbies
Is attempting to visit every café with a one-word name
Verbal ability
Refers to the till as 'the oracle', with total sincerity
Payment
Keeps their card in a tin that used to hold travel sweets
Old English for someone who will absolutely steal the good armchair if you look away.