Personality › Rosa
She / Her · a fixed NamePlease personaRosa
A name this solid deserves its own loyalty card.
Personality
Rosa treats free WiFi like a personal entitlement, and isn't sorry about it.
Vibe
Unbothered
Orders
A flat white, and they will explain why, at length.
Refuses
A Vienna coffee, and pulls a face just hearing the name.
Weak for
A barista who gets their name right first try
Food
Eats crusts last, in a specific and deliberate order
Hobbies
Is learning to yodel via an app
Verbal ability
Has adopted a customer-service voice that never switches off
Payment
Keeps a 'coffee fund' jar that is mostly buttons
Ye Olde Yorkshire for someone who is convinced the sugar sachets are personally rationed against them.