Personality › Rosa

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Rosa
A name this solid deserves its own loyalty card.
Personality Rosa treats free WiFi like a personal entitlement, and isn't sorry about it.
Vibe Unbothered
Orders A flat white, and they will explain why, at length.
Refuses A Vienna coffee, and pulls a face just hearing the name.
Weak for A barista who gets their name right first try
Food Eats crusts last, in a specific and deliberate order
Hobbies Is learning to yodel via an app
Verbal ability Has adopted a customer-service voice that never switches off
Payment Keeps a 'coffee fund' jar that is mostly buttons

Ye Olde Yorkshire for someone who is convinced the sugar sachets are personally rationed against them.