Personality › Roderick
He / Him · a fixed NamePlease personaRoderick
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Personality
Roderick treats decaf as a moral failing in other people, no notes.
Vibe
Quietly judgemental
Orders
A builder's tea, and they will explain why, at length.
Refuses
A chai latte, actively, at every opportunity.
Weak for
A really good playlist transition
Food
Orders a bacon roll and asks for it 'crispy but also soft'
Hobbies
Does competitive crossword puzzles against strangers, silently
Verbal ability
Ends every sentence like it's a question, somehow
Payment
Insists their card 'usually works fine' after it declines twice
Old Norse for someone who treats the loyalty card like a retirement plan.