Personality › Rex

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Rex
This name has never once forgotten a birthday.
Personality Rex asks if the milk is 'ethically sourced' and doesn't wait for the answer, it's a whole personality.
Vibe Allegedly a morning person
Orders A peppermint hot chocolate, and they will explain why, at length.
Refuses A decaf flat white, actively, at every opportunity.
Weak for A good view of the street
Food Orders a fruit salad and eats only the melon
Hobbies Collects unusual doorbells, purely as a spectator sport
Verbal ability Refers to everyone, including strangers, as 'my friend'
Payment Insists on paying in advance for a coffee they haven't chosen yet

Gaelic for someone who brings a laptop sticker collection that says more than they do.