Personality › Rene
She / Her · a fixed NamePlease personaRene
Suspiciously well-adjusted for a made-up person.
Personality
Rene will queue-jump by accident and then over-apologise for a full minute, which is somehow endearing.
Vibe
Type A trapped in a type B body
Orders
An affogato, and won't apologise for it.
Refuses
A London fog, and calls it a scam.
Weak for
A barista who remembers their order
Food
Picks all the raisins out of anything and lines them up by size
Hobbies
Keeps a scrapbook of every 'out of order' sign they've photographed
Verbal ability
Narrates their own actions in the third person
Payment
Pays in a currency conversion app mid-transaction, slowly
Proto-Germanic for someone who is one bad night's sleep away from ordering a triple shot.