Personality › Reid

He / Him · a fixed NamePlease persona
Reid
Guaranteed to be misheard as something worse.
Personality Reid arrives fifteen minutes early and then complains about the wait, and would do it again.
Vibe Unreasonably charming
Orders A turmeric latte, with an extra shot, always.
Refuses A rooibos tea, on principle.
Weak for A comfy armchair
Food Eats the café's biggest muffin in exactly four bites, timed
Hobbies Collects hotel shower caps despite never travelling
Verbal ability Answers questions with a completely unrelated fun fact
Payment Pays in exact change counted out from a small sandwich bag

Dubious Internet Sources for someone who asks for extra napkins and uses exactly none of them.