Personality › Reginald
He / Him · a fixed NamePlease personaReginald
This is the name of someone who definitely has their life together.
Personality
Reginald treats decaf as a moral failing in other people, no notes.
Vibe
Perpetually mid-crisis
Orders
A mocha with whipped cream, no messing about.
Refuses
A cappuccino with far too much cinnamon, and pulls a face just hearing the name.
Weak for
The smell of a fresh grind
Food
Eats a whole packet of biscuits 'testing them' for the table
Hobbies
Collects hotel shower caps despite never travelling
Verbal ability
Has picked up a faint, entirely unexplained transatlantic accent
Payment
Keeps a 'coffee fund' jar that is mostly buttons
Old English for someone who treats oat milk surcharges as a personal vendetta.