Personality › Raymond

He / Him · a fixed NamePlease persona
Raymond
This is the name of someone who always has cash for the tip jar.
Personality Raymond is suspiciously calm for someone who's had four coffees today, bless them.
Vibe Chaotic neutral
Orders A pumpkin spice latte, and they will explain why, at length.
Refuses A ristretto, actively, at every opportunity.
Weak for A barista who remembers their order
Food Insists a flapjack is a valid breakfast, lunch, and dinner
Hobbies Is trying to befriend every dog on their street, methodically
Verbal ability Speaks exclusively in coffee puns after 3pm
Payment Insists on splitting the bill down to the penny, with working

Dubious Internet Sources for someone who orders with total confidence but has clearly never read the menu.