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Rosemary
Nobody will ask for ID. Nobody ever does.
Personality Rosemary brings their own reusable cup and forgets it every other time, no notes.
Vibe Soft-launch villain
Orders A builder's tea, religiously.
Refuses A chai latte, and pulls a face just hearing the name.
Weak for A proper Sunday newspaper
Food Treats the pastry case like a museum exhibit, hands behind back
Hobbies Has taken up urban sketching but only draws bins
Verbal ability Answers the phone with a fake, mysteriously specific regional accent
Payment Pays in a wad of notes bound with an elastic band from the post

Latin for someone who has a whole ritual involving stirring that takes far too long.