Personality › Peta

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Peta
Suspiciously well-adjusted for a made-up person.
Personality Peta reads the whole menu board every visit despite ordering the same thing, we respect it.
Vibe Spreadsheet enthusiast
Orders A vanilla latte, religiously.
Refuses A honey oat latte, and pulls a face just hearing the name.
Weak for A proper Sunday newspaper
Food Eats the sugar sprinkles off the top of a bun first, always
Hobbies Has an unfinished cross-stitch of a coffee cup, three years running
Verbal ability Talks entirely in movie quotes and gets offended when nobody notices
Payment Pays by card and then hands over cash anyway 'just in case'

Proto-Germanic for someone who insists they 'don't really drink coffee' while ordering a triple shot.