Personality › Philippa
She / Her · a fixed NamePlease personaPhilippa
Somewhere, a baby name book just felt vindicated.
Personality
Philippa reads the whole menu board every visit despite ordering the same thing, no notes.
Vibe
Loyalty-card royalty
Orders
A single-origin pour-over, with an extra shot, always.
Refuses
An Americano with a splash, and pulls a face just hearing the name.
Weak for
Unsolicited recommendations
Food
Orders a side of toast purely to have something to dunk
Hobbies
Is training a houseplant to grow toward the WiFi router
Verbal ability
Answers 'how are you' with a full weather report of their emotions
Payment
Rounds every price up in their head before it's even rung up
Cafe Latin for someone who will queue-jump by accident and then over-apologise for a full minute.