Personality › Persephone
She / Her · a fixed NamePlease personaPersephone
This name has a 12% chance of being spelled wrong on the cup anyway.
Personality
Persephone will queue-jump by accident and then over-apologise for a full minute, bless them.
Vibe
Corporate but make it cosy
Orders
A chai latte, no messing about.
Refuses
A cold brew on tap, on principle.
Weak for
Anything described as 'artisan'
Food
Has strong opinions on the correct jam-to-scone ratio
Hobbies
Has an unfinished cross-stitch of a coffee cup, three years running
Verbal ability
Whispers the punchline of their own jokes
Payment
Still insists cheques are 'coming back any day now'
Ancient Greek for someone who has strong, entirely made-up opinions about oat milk.