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Persephone
This name has a 12% chance of being spelled wrong on the cup anyway.
Personality Persephone will queue-jump by accident and then over-apologise for a full minute, bless them.
Vibe Corporate but make it cosy
Orders A chai latte, no messing about.
Refuses A cold brew on tap, on principle.
Weak for Anything described as 'artisan'
Food Has strong opinions on the correct jam-to-scone ratio
Hobbies Has an unfinished cross-stitch of a coffee cup, three years running
Verbal ability Whispers the punchline of their own jokes
Payment Still insists cheques are 'coming back any day now'

Ancient Greek for someone who has strong, entirely made-up opinions about oat milk.