Personality › Peregrine

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Peregrine
This name has main-character energy and you didn't even ask for it.
Personality Peregrine brings their own mug and makes sure everyone notices, iconic, honestly.
Vibe Suspiciously organised
Orders A hazelnut latte, no messing about.
Refuses A nitro cold brew, and won't be caught anywhere near it.
Weak for A window seat
Food Eats crusts last, in a specific and deliberate order
Hobbies Is learning to yodel via an app
Verbal ability Uses 'apparently' to start every sentence, regardless of certainty
Payment Pays in a handful of coins sorted by year, not value

Ancient Greek for someone who orders in a fake accent for reasons nobody has ever explained.