Personality › Octavius

He / Him · a fixed NamePlease persona
Octavius
Certified 100% not on your birth certificate.
Personality Octavius narrates their own order like it's a TED talk, bless them.
Vibe Soft-launch villain
Orders A ristretto, religiously.
Refuses A red eye, and pulls a face just hearing the name.
Weak for A proper Sunday newspaper
Food Eats the café's biggest muffin in exactly four bites, timed
Hobbies Is building a very small, very detailed model railway under the stairs
Verbal ability Answers 'how are you' with a full weather report of their emotions
Payment Keeps their card in a tin that used to hold travel sweets

Proto-Germanic for someone who brings their own mug and makes sure everyone notices.