Personality › Octavius
He / Him · a fixed NamePlease personaOctavius
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Personality
Octavius narrates their own order like it's a TED talk, bless them.
Vibe
Soft-launch villain
Orders
A ristretto, religiously.
Refuses
A red eye, and pulls a face just hearing the name.
Weak for
A proper Sunday newspaper
Food
Eats the café's biggest muffin in exactly four bites, timed
Hobbies
Is building a very small, very detailed model railway under the stairs
Verbal ability
Answers 'how are you' with a full weather report of their emotions
Payment
Keeps their card in a tin that used to hold travel sweets
Proto-Germanic for someone who brings their own mug and makes sure everyone notices.