Personality › Odie
She / Her · a fixed NamePlease personaOdie
Bold choice. Slightly unhinged. We respect it.
Personality
Odie is convinced the sugar sachets are personally rationed against them, which is somehow endearing.
Vibe
Emotionally invested in strangers' orders
Orders
A dirty chai, with an extra shot, always.
Refuses
A mocha with whipped cream, on principle.
Weak for
Anything with a 'limited edition' sticker
Food
Has strong opinions on the correct jam-to-scone ratio
Hobbies
Is memorising the London Underground map for a bet nobody remembers
Verbal ability
Talks with their hands enough to be a minor safety hazard
Payment
Insists on paying in advance for a coffee they haven't chosen yet
Ye Olde Yorkshire for someone who asks if the milk is 'ethically sourced' and doesn't wait for the answer.