Personality › Octavia

She / Her · a fixed NamePlease persona
Octavia
10/10, very believable, would not clock you in a lineup.
Personality Octavia treats free WiFi like a personal entitlement, we respect it.
Vibe Low-key competitive
Orders A dirty chai, with an extra shot, always.
Refuses A mocha with whipped cream, on principle.
Weak for A good view of the street
Food Will not eat a sandwich that has been cut diagonally
Hobbies Is memorising the London Underground map for a bet nobody remembers
Verbal ability Insists on correcting 'less' to 'fewer' mid-sentence, their own sentence
Payment Pays in a wad of notes bound with an elastic band from the post

Cafe Latin for someone who will absolutely correct the barista on how to make their own coffee.