Personality › Nathaniel
He / Him · a fixed NamePlease personaNathaniel
Guaranteed to be misheard as something worse.
Personality
Nathaniel has opinions on froth density that nobody asked for, it's a whole personality.
Vibe
Allergic to small talk, loves big talk
Orders
A ristretto, with an extra shot, always.
Refuses
A red eye, and won't be caught anywhere near it.
Weak for
Anything served in a jam jar
Food
Brings their own teaspoon, engraved, for reasons never disclosed
Hobbies
Collects other people's grocery lists left behind at the till
Verbal ability
Answers the phone with a fake, mysteriously specific regional accent
Payment
Insists on splitting the bill down to the penny, with working
Middle French for someone who is one bad night's sleep away from ordering a triple shot.