Personality › Neil
He / Him · a fixed NamePlease personaNeil
Witness protection called — they want their idea back.
Personality
Neil will explain the difference between a latte and a flat white unprompted, bless them.
Vibe
Eternally mid-sip
Orders
A mocha with whipped cream, with an extra shot, always.
Refuses
A cappuccino with far too much cinnamon, on principle.
Weak for
A barista who remembers their order
Food
Eats the café's biggest muffin in exactly four bites, timed
Hobbies
Practices speed-folding napkins into swans
Verbal ability
Has picked up saying 'legend' about people who did the bare minimum
Payment
Pays in a wad of notes bound with an elastic band from the post
Latin for someone who always asks what you'd recommend and then ignores it completely.