Personality › Natasha
She / Her · a fixed NamePlease personaNatasha
A name this solid deserves its own loyalty card.
Personality
Natasha treats free WiFi like a personal entitlement, which is somehow endearing.
Vibe
Emotionally a golden retriever
Orders
A batch brew, and won't apologise for it.
Refuses
A gingerbread latte, actively, at every opportunity.
Weak for
Anything served in a jam jar
Food
Eats dessert first, loudly, as a personal philosophy
Hobbies
Is mapping every squeaky floorboard in their flat, for science
Verbal ability
Narrates their own typing out loud, letter by letter, sometimes
Payment
Insists on splitting the bill down to the penny, with working
Dubious Internet Sources for someone who is suspiciously calm for someone who's had four coffees today.