Personality › Montgomery

He / Him · a fixed NamePlease persona
Montgomery
Frankly, an upgrade.
Personality Montgomery brings a laptop sticker collection that says more than they do, iconic, honestly.
Vibe Certified menace
Orders A ristretto, and won't apologise for it.
Refuses A red eye, and has strong feelings about it.
Weak for A really good biscuit
Food Will not eat anything served on a wooden board, as a rule
Hobbies Does competitive crossword puzzles against strangers, silently
Verbal ability Has a habit of trailing off before the actually important part
Payment Rounds up to the nearest pound 'for luck', not charity

Gaelic for someone who is convinced the sugar sachets are personally rationed against them.