Personality › Montague
He / Him · a fixed NamePlease personaMontague
Nobody will ask for ID. Nobody ever does.
Personality
Montague is suspiciously calm for someone who's had four coffees today, bless them.
Vibe
Gentle chaos
Orders
An iced caramel macchiato, obviously.
Refuses
A flat white, and has strong feelings about it.
Weak for
Compliments from strangers
Food
Insists a flapjack is a valid breakfast, lunch, and dinner
Hobbies
Is learning Morse code purely to tap secret messages on tables
Verbal ability
Adds 'no worries' to sentences that clearly involve worries
Payment
Has a wallet held together entirely by a hair tie
Middle French for someone who will absolutely steal the good armchair if you look away.