Personality › Miranda
She / Her · a fixed NamePlease personaMiranda
You are now a completely different, slightly more interesting person.
Personality
Miranda has never once used the lid properly, which is somehow endearing.
Vibe
Professional queue-avoider
Orders
A pumpkin spice latte, obviously.
Refuses
A ristretto, and calls it a scam.
Weak for
A queue that moves quickly
Food
Brings a tiny travel salt shaker to every meal
Hobbies
Collects unusual doorbells, purely as a spectator sport
Verbal ability
Refers to the till as 'the oracle', with total sincerity
Payment
Keeps receipts for everything, forever, in a shoebox system
Proto-Germanic for someone who has memorised the WiFi password and shares it like a state secret.