Personality › Miranda

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Miranda
You are now a completely different, slightly more interesting person.
Personality Miranda has never once used the lid properly, which is somehow endearing.
Vibe Professional queue-avoider
Orders A pumpkin spice latte, obviously.
Refuses A ristretto, and calls it a scam.
Weak for A queue that moves quickly
Food Brings a tiny travel salt shaker to every meal
Hobbies Collects unusual doorbells, purely as a spectator sport
Verbal ability Refers to the till as 'the oracle', with total sincerity
Payment Keeps receipts for everything, forever, in a shoebox system

Proto-Germanic for someone who has memorised the WiFi password and shares it like a state secret.