Personality › Milo
He / Him · a fixed NamePlease personaMilo
Nobody will ever know.
Personality
Milo considers small talk with the barista a personality trait, iconic, honestly.
Vibe
Mysteriously well-rested
Orders
A turmeric latte, and they will explain why, at length.
Refuses
A rooibos tea, and calls it a scam.
Weak for
A really good biscuit
Food
Keeps a personal stash of hot sauce in their bag at all times
Hobbies
Is mapping every squeaky floorboard in their flat, for science
Verbal ability
Has a habit of asking 'quick question' before a very long question
Payment
Tips based on how good the small talk was, not the coffee
Old Norse for someone who asks for 'extra hot' and then lets it go cold anyway.