Personality › Maya
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Personality
Maya has memorised the WiFi password and shares it like a state secret, which is somehow endearing.
Vibe
Allergic to small talk, loves big talk
Orders
A chai latte, obviously.
Refuses
A cold brew on tap, and calls it a scam.
Weak for
A well-timed compliment
Food
Treats the pastry case like a museum exhibit, hands behind back
Hobbies
Is teaching their cat to high-five, with limited success
Verbal ability
Whispers the punchline of their own jokes
Payment
Keeps a 'coffee fund' jar that is mostly buttons
Latin for someone who always asks what you'd recommend and then ignores it completely.