Personality › Mercedes
She / Her · a fixed NamePlease personaMercedes
Bold choice. Slightly unhinged. We respect it.
Personality
Mercedes will explain the difference between a latte and a flat white unprompted, which is somehow endearing.
Vibe
Peak 'it's giving'
Orders
A gingerbread latte, with an extra shot, always.
Refuses
A dirty chai, on principle.
Weak for
A dog tied up outside
Food
Orders the children's portion and defends it fiercely
Hobbies
Has taken up competitive whittling
Verbal ability
Narrates their own actions in the third person
Payment
Pays with a card so old the bank logo has changed twice since
Proto-Germanic for someone who believes the whole café is watching them work on their laptop.