Personality › Maximilian
He / Him · a fixed NamePlease personaMaximilian
Nobody will ever know.
Personality
Maximilian believes the whole café is watching them work on their laptop, it's a whole personality.
Vibe
Professionally indecisive
Orders
A dirty chai, religiously.
Refuses
A mocha with whipped cream, and won't be caught anywhere near it.
Weak for
Unsolicited recommendations
Food
Will not eat anything served on a wooden board, as a rule
Hobbies
Collects vintage biscuit tins for structurally unsound reasons
Verbal ability
Narrates their own typing out loud, letter by letter, sometimes
Payment
Rounds every price up in their head before it's even rung up
Ancient Greek for someone who treats free WiFi like a personal entitlement.